Fit Guide · Vol. 1
The Size Chart.
Measure twice, order once. Every garment is patterned from real chonk proportions — chest, neck, and back length all matter more than weight alone.
Where to measure
- Neck girth — around the base of the neck, where a collar sits.
- Chest girth — the widest point around the ribcage, just behind the front legs.
- Back length — from the base of the neck to the base of the tail.
All measurements approximate. Between sizes? Size up — every garment is stretch-panelled at the seams.

Back when we still cut a Small, Koda ordered one. He is, by every honest measurement, a Large — the jacket on the floor beside him fits perfectly. The sweater made it over one ear. Buttons were lost. Dignity was, briefly, also lost. We start at M now, and the lesson is the reason why: measure first, guess never.
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